Post by Glowy on Jul 21, 2012 14:31:54 GMT -10
No, really. I kid you not. I had the most bizarre dream in the world last night. It went something like this:
Alright, so I was traveling with the Doctor and we landed in an alternate reality where Frostpaw was trying to take over the world by using the Eiffel Tower and coffee beans. Apparently, this was going to defeat an army of daleks that were causing the sun to go dark.
And people accepted that I knew who Frostpaw was.
It was really weird. She would only speak to me. And then the tower started coming down and we had to evacuate everybody into some building with sun shades.
Frostpaw just vanished in there. Until I started making coffee. Then the daleks started buzzing around the outside of the building, which I think was the TARDIS and may have even been my TARDIS (who's to say that the Doctor can't regenerate as a women one of these times?), and Frostpaw started flipping out.
It was pretty amusing to see her flipping out, actually. Frostpaw was pretty funny looking in my dream. She was almost like a khajit, or like Robb Stark after the Red Wedding. The second is more appropriate, I think, since she had a woman's body and her head was Rolo's avatar. Please have a mental image of arms flailing and Rolo's stoic cat avatar not changing a bit, because even when Frostpaw spoke, her face didn't move.
Anyway, she told me to make her a triple espresso so she could throw it at the daleks. Apparently coffee defeats daleks now? News to me. But alternate reality, I guess. I dunno. So she drank it after I made it and it did not burn any daleks to the ground. I'm pretty sure she was just a caffeine junkie. xD
IN ANY CASE. We managed to escape from the daleks even though the sun was doing a bunch of weird stuff and started burning holes in the ground even though the daleks were trying to put it out. We wound up in the middle of a lake, because my TARDIS is awesome. Frostpaw then explained that she hadn't been trying to take over the world, just get people to listen to her and realize the evil of Volepelt and his army of daleks. VOLEPELT HAD A DALEK ARMY. His daleks looked like Batman.
Bizarre. So yeah. Crack.
Alright, so I was traveling with the Doctor and we landed in an alternate reality where Frostpaw was trying to take over the world by using the Eiffel Tower and coffee beans. Apparently, this was going to defeat an army of daleks that were causing the sun to go dark.
And people accepted that I knew who Frostpaw was.
It was really weird. She would only speak to me. And then the tower started coming down and we had to evacuate everybody into some building with sun shades.
Frostpaw just vanished in there. Until I started making coffee. Then the daleks started buzzing around the outside of the building, which I think was the TARDIS and may have even been my TARDIS (who's to say that the Doctor can't regenerate as a women one of these times?), and Frostpaw started flipping out.
It was pretty amusing to see her flipping out, actually. Frostpaw was pretty funny looking in my dream. She was almost like a khajit, or like Robb Stark after the Red Wedding. The second is more appropriate, I think, since she had a woman's body and her head was Rolo's avatar. Please have a mental image of arms flailing and Rolo's stoic cat avatar not changing a bit, because even when Frostpaw spoke, her face didn't move.
Anyway, she told me to make her a triple espresso so she could throw it at the daleks. Apparently coffee defeats daleks now? News to me. But alternate reality, I guess. I dunno. So she drank it after I made it and it did not burn any daleks to the ground. I'm pretty sure she was just a caffeine junkie. xD
IN ANY CASE. We managed to escape from the daleks even though the sun was doing a bunch of weird stuff and started burning holes in the ground even though the daleks were trying to put it out. We wound up in the middle of a lake, because my TARDIS is awesome. Frostpaw then explained that she hadn't been trying to take over the world, just get people to listen to her and realize the evil of Volepelt and his army of daleks. VOLEPELT HAD A DALEK ARMY. His daleks looked like Batman.
Bizarre. So yeah. Crack.
