Convos too epic not to share

[Rolo]

Ever had a conversation somewhere that's so funny, you had to share it? Here's the place for you! Facebook, Skype, neomail? Anything is game. If it's funny, post it. The only requirement is that you remove any full names (second names under all circumstances), and/or usernames if you do not have the other person's permission to post the conversation.

[Rolo]

A conversation on writing books:

[3:07:10 AM] Glowy: I hope I come up with an idea that's better than a story of two people falling in love. I mean, chrissakes.
[3:08:08 AM] Rowena: That stuff sells books. Never led Danielle Steele or Jane Austen wrong.
[3:08:39 AM] Glowy: Well, yeah, but a lot less literature was circulating the world at that time.
[3:08:48 AM] Rowena: Just write a book with a plot and you're good to go. Romance is only interesting with conflict.
[3:09:21 AM] Glowy: Internal turmoils!
[3:09:22 AM] Rowena: And? If **** like Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging can get film adaptations, you can get a book published with your eyes closed.
[3:09:34 AM] Glowy: Oh. Right.
[3:09:48 AM] Glowy: I forget, I'm competing with Twilight for the hearts of modern society.
[3:09:54 AM] Glowy: This'll be a breeze.
[3:09:59 AM] Rowena: ROFL
[3:10:01 AM] Rowena: ILU so much

Glowy did a 180 there, methinks.

[Slug !]

A conversation with my brother, in real life. This was around eight or nine PM. He likes to mess with me.

Currently, I'm at the stove, making mac 'n cheese.

Shibala: Hey, while you're over there, make me a sandwich. :D

Slug: *pauses* >> *turns slowly*

Shibala: :D Cooking is for women.

Slug: Keep it up and I'll toss this pot of boiling water on you. |8

Shibala: You're a terrible role model for future female generations. :D

Slug: I'm going to withhold your slushie rights and I'll never buy you a slushie again. 8C

Shibala: Cooking is for girly-girls who can't do anything but look pretty. :D

Slug: D< THERE IS NOTHING GIRLY ABOUT A BUTCHER KNIFE, SHIBALA. NOTHING GIRLY ABOUT CHOPPING UP DEAD ANIMALS AND ANNOYING SIBLINGS. NOTHING. *reaches for knife*

Shibala: *gone*

I like to think I make a lasting impression on men. |D /shot

[Glowy]

Okay. I wish we had a "like" button on these posts. I really do. I have a couple very brief snippets.

CBOX SHENANIGANS:

1 Sep 11, 09:31 PM
Glowysaurus Rex: Dinner time. Gotta fly. Stay classy, Fof. -flutters off-

1 Sep 11, 09:40 PM
FoF: i'm always classy. -pose-

It made me smile.

NON-CBOX SHENANIGANS:

17:40:10 Glowy:
I love you to death and beyond.
17:40:28 Rolo:
Wow, that's hardcore XD ILU2

[Slug !]

Because I can never go to sleep and every thing seems hilarious when it's pass midnight.

And I can be petty and vengeful when I want to be. :F

Slug: I want an owl. ;;
Shibala: ...You called me at... *pauses, probably checking the time* 11 o'clock, to tell me that?
Slug: You don't understand my burning desire for these beautiful creatures. ;;
Shibala: What do you expect me to do; go out into the wilderness and get you one?
Slug: ...Well, yeah. |D
Shibala: Sis, I love you, but not that much. *hangs up*
Slug: ....D8

five seconds later

Shibala: Jesus you crazy-ass woman, what?
Slug: WHY DO YOU HATE ME? ;; I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU.
Shibala: Stop trolling me. |c *hangs up*

not-even-five-seconds later

Slug: I'm not going to stop until you answer. 8C
Shibala: |: *static, probably chucked the cellphone at a wall*

Since my brother's cellphone was out of commission, I called Andy, who was crashing at Shibala's place.

Andy: Hello?
Slug: Andy, be a dear and give the phone to sweet Shi-Shi. 83
Andy: ...'Kay.

*muttering, and then the sound of doors opening and closing*

Shibala: You're an absolute monster, you know that?
Slug: WHYYY. ;3;
Shibala: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. There, you happy?
Slug: ...Wrrrrrrrry. /whine
Shibala: And I'm just so sorry for hurting your precious, sensitive little feelings.
Slug: :D If you love me that much, go get me an owl.
Shibala: ...(CENSORED)

I think I might have to get Andy a new phone, LOL. 8D' |D <3

[Ember]

Text Conversation with my Boyfriend Austin [/size]

Me: Yayyy! Mom hears a rattlesnake. Dad says I get to shoot it when he finds it! :DD
Austin: Yayy!
Me: Hopefully I get bit.
Austin: WHY?!?!?!??
Me: UGH! My phone! I meant don't get bit. Hopefully I don't get bit!
Austin: Oh haha. Nice.[/font]

[Glowy]

[6:02:31 PM] Glowy: How come you're so amazing to me? It's more than I deserve.

[6:03:07 PM] Rolo: Shh, or I'll stop being nice.

[6:03:41 PM] Glowy: You will not. xD

[6:04:31 PM] Rolo: GLOWIE U IS MEENEST PERSON I EVER MEETED EVER. GO DOWN IN MIPPLE SYRAP.

[6:06:00 PM] Glowy: OMG ROLO xDDDDDDD

[6:07:03 PM] Rolo: I MEEN IT YOU MEEN MEENIE MEAN PRISON! I MEEN WRY CANT YOU GO HOG A MIRKAT

[6:08:02 PM] Glowy: ROLOOOOOOOOOO
I'm dying over here.
Just for the record. xDDDDD

[6:08:28 PM] Rolo: *tips hat* Glad to be of service, Madam.
I mean
OMTOMETOS! WHO CAN YOU B SO SILLY ND LAUF AT MIII WEN I IS SEIOUZ AND I RAG ON YOU? WRY? U SO CRULLLL

And this, my dears, is Rolo at 3am. I love her so. <3

[Pyro]

[6:45:24 PM] Susan : Just.
[6:45:27 PM] Susan : Grah.
[6:47:38 PM] Susan : I'm outlining his history.
[6:48:04 PM] Susan : Brb. Starting a fire.
[6:49:48 PM] Jessica: I support that.
[6:50:00 PM] Susan : I bet you do. xDDD
[6:50:15 PM] Jessica: You know it. D:<
[6:52:07 PM] Susan : I love birch wood. It burns so nicely and so hot.
[6:52:59 PM] Jessica: cedar smells really good when it burns. o3o
[6:53:26 PM] Susan : Too bad we don't have cedar trees up here.
[6:53:51 PM] Susan : Just alder (which makes the best smoked mustard, ohmahgar), birch, and spruce, mainly.
[6:53:57 PM | Edited 6:54:04 PM] Jessica: I'll send you a tree. It'll be legit.
[6:54:05 PM] Susan : Few tamaracks, but nobody burns those.
[6:54:08 PM] Susan : DO IT.
[6:54:47 PM] Jessica: "Ma'am. This is a tree." "I know. |8" "...An entire tree." "I know. Just send it. |8"
[6:55:14 PM | Edited 6:55:23 PM] Jessica: Put it on a moose's back just get it to Glowy. D8<
[6:55:26 PM] Susan : Dude, you know it.
[6:55:39 PM] Susan : In Alaska, we don't have courier pigeons. Screw that.
[6:55:47 PM] Susan : We have courier MOOSE. |8

[Glowy]

[4:29:46 PM] Rolo: No one can accuse me of being anxious and the indoorsy type. NO ONE.
[4:29:58 PM] Susan: FOREALS, YO.
[4:30:58 PM] Rolo: Nah, I'm just crazy.
[4:31:17 PM] Susan: Nah. <3
[4:31:25 PM] Rolo: Yah
[4:31:31 PM] Susan: Nope.
[4:31:37 PM] Rolo: *nods rapidly*
[4:32:34 PM] Susan: *shakes head more rapidly*
[4:33:49 PM] Rolo: *nods as fast as a hummingbird flaps*
[4:34:39 PM] Susan: *shakes head as fast as a neutrino particle*

In case you all were wondering, a neutrino particle is that recently discovered little thingy that can go faster than the speed of light, or so scientists say.

AND! (read from the bottom up because Glowy is too lazy to reformat the cbox shenanigans)

Glowysaurus Rex: You're the Old Spice man with a beard? I claim you. |8

Rolo: I am a big strong manly man. Come here. Stroke my beard. Feel my muscles. Smell the scent of manliness.

Glowy: Oh, Rolo. xD

Rolo: Well, I'm a man. So I have my doubts any men would send me letters.

Glowysaurus Rex: True that. I have nothing to say to that. I'm most definitely a girl.

Rolo: But I specifically said a guy would never send me a letter, so, unless you've been keeping secrets from me, you're kinda exempt.

Glowysaurus Rex: xDDD

Glowysaurus Rex: Well, what else would I do? Something sane like send you an e-mail? Pffft. Go big or go home, man.

Rolo: Yeah, coz that totally didn't sound at all stalkeresque

Glowysaurus Rex: You know, in the least creepy way possible. |D

Glowysaurus Rex: I will turn myself into a giant firefly, fly over to your college, extract your mailing address from your brain at night, and send you a letter. Oh yes. x3

Rolo: Pretty sure about that one

Glowysaurus Rex: Not special enough for that. -- Wanna bet? |8

Rolo: I mean anyone other than family XD Not special enough for that. But meh, email works.

Glowysaurus Rex: My cousin and I write letters all the time.

Rolo: I'd collapse if any guy wrote me a letter. 4srs