Relics of the Past

[Cloudbat]

While digging around on the archive, I found these old fossils and thought I'd like to share.

(ya lahwy this song is from ye olden days)

The original FoF theme song I wrote:

There is a place that’s first-rate
Many people think it’s great
There are many members that you see.
We really do love our site
There’s nothing to give a fright.
We welcome one and all
Where day is like night.

Refrain:
On FoF we’re all the same
On the chatbox or roleplay.
We might seem weird to
Those who do not know our crazy ways,
But I say with conviction that we’re okay.

Our plots and the cats we make
You can see that we don’t fake
The level of skill that we display.
So, the head admin is Crow,
And of course there is Rolo,
And Whiskers too is an admin just like them.

Refrain:
On FoF we’re all the same
On the chatbox or roleplay
We might seem weird to
Those who do not know our crazy ways
But I say with conviction that we’re okay.
(That we’re okay.)

Like the c-box we all turn
(It’s insane how it goes around)
Don’t be scared to experiment and learn
(It’s insane how it goes around)
The mods are Hardy, Slug, and Pyro
(It’s insane how it goes around)

But here there are still many members more.
I can name the other ones
To start there’s May and Poizunn,
And Kelly, Nightfall, Pyro and Prowlie.
Puddy, Glowy, Night, and then
Also Paije, Ghosteh, and Ten
Spec, Green, and Thistle
And we're still not at the end.

Refrain:
On FoF we’re all the same
On the chatbox or roleplay
We might seem weird to
Those who do not know our crazy ways.
But I say with conviction that we’re okay.
(That we’re okay.)

Refrain:
On FoF we’re all the same
On the chatbox or roleplay
We might seem weird to
Those who do not know our crazy ways
But I say with conviction that we’re okay

We might seem weird to
Those who do not know our crazy ways
But still, our way
Of being is okay.

[Cloudbat]

WARNING: Some content may be fictional or inaccurate.

Cloud: -is alone on the c-box, the other people who were on have gone away- Hmmm. I think I'll make up a story about when some FoFers went to the park. Ok so. Crow would be leading, of course.

Crow: -packs huge picnic basket for all the FoFers-

Rolo: Come on, Crow. Finish packing the basket already.

Crow: D: Don't pressure me.

Whiskers: I can't wait.

Everyone else: -comes on the c-box-

Crow: Oh look. Now they're all here. Let's go. -grabs everyone and whisks them to the park-

Everyone else: -lands in park-

Toasty: -runs off to the playground-

May: -runs off with Toasty-

Spec: -sits on a bench and reads a book-

Nightfall: -climbs a tree-

Sabor: -turns into a dragon and flies around-

Raimi: -looks for Crow-

Rolo: MAD PARTY!

Whiskers: -takes pictures of everyone-

Slug: -steals some ice cream and starts throwing it at people-

Crow: SLUG. >|

Slug: ;-; B-but it's fun, Crow.

Rolo: EVACUATE THE AREA!

May: D8 But we were playing!

In the midst of all this, a strange plane flies above the FoFers and hovers there...

Roscoe: THIS IS THE PRESIDENT SPEAKING. YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST.

Hardy: Nuuuuuu. ;_;

Rolo: Oh now you had to show up, Roscoe? GO AWAY. :C

Crow: What're the charges? >(

Roscoe: Not being epic enough.

Whiskers: Blame Cloud, then. She made this all up.

Me: -realizes she's in the park- Oh. Drat. D:

Roscoe: YOUNG LADY, YOU ARE UNDER CHARGES FOR WRITING A FAIL STOR-gets hit with ice cream in the face by Slug-

Slug: Mwa ha ha.

Me: o-o I thought you were scared of Roscoe.

Slug: D: Yeah. But that was just such a great opportunity.

Everyone else: ...so now what?

Raimi: Let's go to Texas.

Crow: Sure, why not? Ten's there.

Everyone:

-we all flee before Roscoe comes after us-

Ten: -looking outside, she sees a large band of FoFers coming her way at high speed- Wonderful.

Everyone: HI TEN!!!!!

Ten: Hi. What do you want?- -backs away slowly-

Raimi: We came to see you. ?

Crow: Aren't you happy to see us, Ten?

Ten:....sure.

Me: Sorry, Ten. I was making up a story and we were at the park but then Roscoe came and...

Ten: Mmm hmm. So why are you here?

Rolo: We were being arrested by Roscoe but then Slug threw ice cream in his face so Raimi suggested we come here.

Ten: Aha. Why were you being arrested?

Me: My story wasn't epic enough.

Ten:..........and? Why was he arresting you for that?

Me: I'unno.

Hardy: Ok so...-escapes into a closet with Jeff-

Sabor: -flies off-

Spec: -continues to read her book- I'm bored.

Rolo: Well, WHAT NOW?

As everyone starts to do things again, Roscoe's plane appears.

ROSCOE: TIME TO GO TO JAIL, you delinquents.

Everyone(except for Sabor and Ten): AWWWWWWWW NUUUUUUU

Ten: Well that was random.

-we are all carted off to jail-

Crow: Okay. Don't panic, everyone. We can get out of this.

Whiskers: ;3; You sure, Crow?

Crow: Positive.

Nightfall: I miss Canada. ;-;

May: What are we going to do?!

Rolo: Escape, what else?

Glowy:...hey. Maybe I can light up this place so we can see something...

-the place is lit up, we notice writing on the walls-

Me: -reads- "Caution: structure flammable." Well that's no help at all. We have no matches.

Raimi: But wait! Sabor flew off, didn't she? If we could contact here, she could come and burn our cell's walls down so we could escape!

Crow: Brilliant! Um...how do we get to her, though?

Hardy: Use za force, Crow.

Crow: Do I have to? :c

Hardy: Yes.

Crow: -uses the force-

-Sabor appears inside the cell-

Everyone: YAAAAAAAY!

Slug: Now get us out plz. :/

Sabor: How?

Rolo: Burn down the walls, Sabor.

Sabor: Ok. -flames the walls to cinders-

....To reveal an army waiting outside.

Everyone: CRAP. ._.

Toasty: And just when I thought I'd see Maryland again.

Me: WE'RE DOOMED I TELL YOU DOO-at this point, Rolo tells Cloud to shut up and she does so-

Raimi: But wait....the army isn't attacking.

Man in army: What? Oh, we're just camped here. Y'all can move along.
(unfinished)

And that's where I stopped it. However, since long ago Glowy requested I give her more lines, here they are:

Glowy: Okay.

Me: Good lawd this is more than two years later. Things have changed so much.

Glowy: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

THE END

Also, if you want me to dig up other fun stuff not done by me, I can.